Saturn's Rings Explained

How does one make decisions? Does one really have a choice? This is fascinating. I’m trying to be as aware of my own thought processes as possible and even here it seems like a mystery. For example, today I was sitting in the nice Detroit Metropolitan Airport contemplating whether to get a split-pea soup, a grilled turkey sandwich or a meatless soy protein burger. I was pretty much sure that I was going to go with the grilled turkey sandwich. Yet, when the waitress came to get the order, I said “meatless soy protein burger”. Why? Who made the final choice? Did it come from some hidden, unconscious decision making process within my brain? Was it relayed to me by my Controller operating out of…who knows….Saturn? Are the giant rings around Saturn a huge antenna to beam signals to control human beings? HOLY COW! I think I found out what the Saturn rings are for. Cool. This is just like Einstein sitting in his patent office and figuring out the mysteries of the Universe. Awesome.